COULD I MAKE THIS UP?
A disclaimer…if you blush easily then stop now. If you want to laugh, then read on.
Everybody know about Boudreaux’s Butt Paste.
You bought because the name was funny but it was a great product so you kept buying it.
Well, there’s a new kid on the block…
Bad Ass Booty Balm.
That’s right, I said it. And stick around ’cause it gets better.
A woman has launched a company called Least Likely 2 Breed and produces several products for mom and baby, all made with natural ingredients.
Bad Ass Booty Balm is, of course, for diaper rash.
But wait, there’s more…
For breast-feeding moms there’s Tough Titties Nipple Rub and expectant moms will be relieved to know about Roid Rage, a hemorrhoidal ointment. The slogan? Style Your Piles.
And if you ever get five minutes alone with your husband again, try the lubricant…Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly.
And they make great gifts.
Yes, it’s true. Could I make this stuff up??
Check it out…
http://leastlikely2breed.net/babb/index.php?reload
Labels: Bas Ass Booty Balm, Boudreaux's Butt Paste, diaper rash ointment, LeastLikely2Breed
posted by Leilani Salter @ 4:57 PM
8 Comments:
Why would they call it Least Likely 2 Breed when the products are for someone who just did?
I love the "lubricant…Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly." I wonder if she got the name from watching Grey's Anatomy! lol HILARIOUS! And she has good prices too! lol
Dog,
I wondered that myself. Maybe Most Likely 2 Breed was already taken.
Leroy,
I didn't think about that. I wondered if she got it from watching Superbad. That movie is hilarious.
Dog,
I wondered that myself. Maybe Most Likely 2 Breed was already taken.
Probably because after having one, and going through the roids, you're less likely to want another one.
Ahhh, the joys of motherhood.
Ahhh, the 'pangs' of motherhood.
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